| HILARY'S APT., JUST OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN
Gary Geller.
|
GARYHello. My name is Gary Geller. Now I will tell you about the
zombies. Do you know the
song? |
Music.
| (sings) See him there the zombie warrior! See
him there the zombie chief chief chief! (etc.) (spoken) Now you sing
it. |
Gary sings the song again.
| Back to the pods, dod. Hoo-doo in Haiti. Ya
ya. We're floating along on a zombie holiday. It's a zombie holiday
with Gary. |
HILARY(off) Gary is a Grand Old Name!
GARY Hilary Hartman! |
Hilary enters.
| I hear you are married now.
HILARY Yes, to a very nice boy. We're looking for a
refrigerator.
GARY I'm
afraid I can't help you there!
HILARY No! I suppose not. But, say, Gary, did I just hear you
singing the Zombie Song?
GARY Oh
yes! Do you know it?
HILARY Well, of course I've heard it. But do you know the song
about the Martian Holiday?
GARY The
Martian Holiday song! Oh yes! My favorite! Oh would you sing
it?
HILARY Well... for you.
(Sings)
Martian
holiday
Could be any
day
Just any old day
Just any old day
Can I come?
Yes you can
come
Can I bring a
friend?
Yes you can bring a
friend
On the Martian
holiday
On the Martian
holiday |
Gary takes a glass of water, with a straw blows
bubbles as playing a musical instrument, dances around.
|
HILARY(speaking over vamp) Calling Mars! Calling Mars! Yes can we
come? Yes can we come on a holiday? Yes can we come on our holiday?
We're not zombies! We'll leave the zombies at home! We're not
zombies! We leave the zombies alone! |
HILARY &
GARY(sing) Martian
holiday
Could be any
day
Martian holiday
For me and
you! |
As they finish Jim enters (if Jim isn't available,
someone with a Jim sign) with tea tray.
|
JIMHello, honey!
HILARY Oh
tea.
JIM Yes I
made you some tea.
GARY Gee,
Jim, that was nice of you.
JIM Oh
it's nothing! But I was thinking... (hesitates)
GARY Come
on! Out with it!
JIM Well,
Gary, you sang the Zombie song and you sang the Song About the
Martian Holiday, Hilary. I was just--
HILARY And you want to sing a song! Well, of course!
JIM Well,
it's one we can all sing. Everybody knows it. The teapot
song.
HILARY & GARY Of course! |
Sung simultaneously.
GARYI'm a little tea scout
Short but squat
Here are
my handles
This is my
snout
When you tip me
over
Tea comes out
Ouch! Hot tea!
La La La La
HILARY I'm a little teacup
Short
and tall
Here in the
candles
This is the
hall
When you tip me
over
Tea comes out
La La La La
Pour me out
JIM I'm a
little tea pot
Short and
stout
Here is my
handle
Here is my
snout
When I get all steamed
up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
Pour me out"
fin |
turnaround |