Who is the greatest band in the world?
(Lopez Beatles)
Who do we love more than any band?
(Lopez Beatles)

We are the members of
The We Love Lopez Beatles Club
We love them more than any band
'Cause they are the greatest band in the world

Who always lets us swim in their pool?
Who knows lots of single girls?

And we are the members of
The We Love Lopez Beatles Club
We love them more than any band
'Cause they are the greatest band in the world

Who has lots of Tammy Wynette?
And Liberace's autograph?

And we are the members of
The We Love Lopez Beatles Club
We love them more than any band
'Cause they are the greatest band in the world