Load up on gum, bring your friends
The bitchen party never ends
We're never bored, we're self assured
We know we know a cheerful word

Hello hello hello hello
Hello hello hello hello

With the lights down we can't see you
We just want to entertain you
We feel groovy, we hope you do
Here we are to entertain you

Foxy ladies, boys with capguns
Girls with braces, karma salesman
Heads of NATO, Quasimodo
Lots of people, naked lawyers

"Rancher Steve" and "Mr. Man"
We'll try to cheer you if we can
There's "Girlorama," "Spin-a-roo"
But that's not all we'd like to do

Hello hello hello hello
Hello hello hello hello

With the lights down we can't see you
We just want to entertain you
We feel groovy, we hope you do
Here we are to entertain you

Foxy ladies, boys with capguns
Girls with braces, karma salesman
Heads of NATO, Quasimodo
Lots of people, naked lawyers
Lopez Beatles, Lopez Beatles
Lopez Beatles, Lopez Beatles